The receipts
YoY Growth
LBDO · 2025
MER · 18% margin
GO NUDE · 2025
FY20 Revenue
SMILEDIRECTCLUB · 4 → 20 markets
The ad reel
Paid media — Meta, TikTok, YouTube, Spotify.
LBDO — Climax Island in 30s · +505% growth over 4 years · 2025
GO NUDE — Streak-free cleaning, with nothing to hide · +355% · 18% margin
EUGENE — DNA, decoded · +102% YoY · MER 7%
GLO TAN — Tan that doesn't melt off in Dubai Scaled · +210%
BAREMUM — Care for every trimester · Just getting started.
PHILÉ — Babywear reimagined · Editorial paid social
BALM SPACE — Soft launch, loud results · Meta + TikTok
CRM & lifecycle
Automated flows, campaigns, loyalty programs, replenishment. Subject lines that earn the open. (A marketing-girlie secret you can view my campaign sends in real-time on Milled.com)

LBDO
“Your next chapter starts tonight”
49% open · 19.5% CVR

GO NUDE
“Your home will never be the same.”
$22k in flow revenue

LBDO
“Orgasm-inducing sale”
49% open · 39.5% CVR

BALM SPACE
“Your new ritual”
The Roadmap
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